Trying to up the ante in who could be more White Trash, Anderson's Ex Kid Rock is now dating a half empty keg of Natty Ice that smells like chewing tobacco.
In related news, the electrician's sister is now looking for a new person to sleep with.
When asked for a comment, fellow ex-husband Tommy Lee stated "It's bad when I'm your peak." He then proceeded to perform ring toss tricks with his penis for 45 minutes.
Alternative title for this post using lyrics from the Electric Slide:
Any of them. I think they are singing about a penis that likes to pop out and scare people with an adorable ghost impression. Boogie woogie woogie.