See, that's another lie. If you didn't understand the process, I actually have blue eyes, but said I have brown, thereby misleading you.
Much like the above statement, my only blog entry in August (See: Only Blog Entry of August below) was a lie. I said I would start writing again, and I did not. Said brown, actually blue.
Lies are proverbial warts that appear on the genitals of language. I have decided not to double check whether that sentence makes any sense in hopes that with the introduction of genitals, I have once again redeemed myself with my fan base.
Also, I don't have a fan base, so all is well with the world.
Hey September, you lookin' real sexy.