Monday, September 7, 2009

Sometimes I lie about writing on this blog

I have brown eyes.

See, that's another lie. If you didn't understand the process, I actually have blue eyes, but said I have brown, thereby misleading you.

Much like the above statement, my only blog entry in August (See: Only Blog Entry of August below) was a lie. I said I would start writing again, and I did not. Said brown, actually blue.

Lies are proverbial warts that appear on the genitals of language. I have decided not to double check whether that sentence makes any sense in hopes that with the introduction of genitals, I have once again redeemed myself with my fan base.

Also, I don't have a fan base, so all is well with the world.

Hey September, you lookin' real sexy.

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