This is just my talking voice!
I enjoy mustard on my hotdog, not ketchup!
Someone put a stick up my rectum and now the painkillers are wearing off and I'm starting to feel it!
Why is Margaritaville so damn catchy!
The straw for my Capri-Sun won't go through!
I can't possibly imagine screaming at the President to be a bad idea!
My Snapple tastes like urine!
John McCain just peed in my Snapple!
I have to fart but will suppress the noise with screaming!
I didn't plug in my Tivo!
I'll give anyone five dollars right now if they can say Caucus without laughing!
I doubt anyone will be watching this!
You owe me one Sanford!