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The Ostracized Ostrich
wears pants with button flies because it makes you work harder for the pee
Friday, July 31, 2009
was arrested for padding her bra with $13,000 worth of methamphetamine.
The woman told authorities "It gets hard to breast-feed with those teeth in the way."
The officer on the scene found the drugs while patting her down, and after seeing the success it had, put the meth in his pants.
I named her Victoria for the purpose of this joke
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