Tuesday, July 28, 2009


The NFL has reinstated Michael Vick, allowing him to play in two final preseason games, as well as participate in workouts, practices, and meetings.

There was one awkward moment however, when at one of the meetings Vick suggested they change the name "pig skins" to "those definitely aren't dog skins, I checked."

Vick stated in court that while in prison, he earned 12 cents an hour as an overnight janitor.

As if that weren't bad enough, his situation was worsened as a result of everyone in his hallway crapping themselves whenever they saw Michael Vick was a janitor.

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