It's as if they told the Graphic Artist that today you can only use Microsoft Paint and your non-dominant hand. Also, don't really try today. Aw hell, spend two minutes tops. Do you have a child? Maybe let them do it.
Perhaps to show the grandeur of such magnificent creatures you could, like..show us something that doesnt look like shit. But then again, maybe I am being too judgmental..what else ya got Timesy?
Is that...Dandruff spewing from the Earth's asshole as thin pieces of turd gently float above? Ten pages in this scientific article--okay, maybe one real whale would be a good idea. Surely you have one picture of a real whale, right?
Um. That looks like the candy bar scene in Caddyshack. Oh hey! I think I see you actually trying to depict a whale. Oh yes! There it is! I see it now! How about maybe a little closer.
Ah, Much better. Now personally, I rather enjoy this pic, and think of all of them, it's the best one out there. After all, you have remained constant with your idea of dandruff and 2 Dimensional splotches--oh and look! That person in the long sleeved shirt can actually touch the whale!
What have we learned today? Silhouette families traveling in their white boats should watch out for large blob-like shadows, because you never know when the Earth might shoot dandruff at you. And watch out for floating poop. Sometimes it just floats there in the vast ocean. Also, if given the chance to touch a whale, jump on in and go for it.