People in small town create cars for birds and shit on them.
Rabbi beats Pope in race, tells him to “Suck it”
Halo character takes wrong type of headshot, becomes actor.
Zoo has first bipolar bear
Plaster model of Rush Limbaugh’s left breast on display (I didn't finish this one..but the very sentence made me laugh)
Prepubescent PMS becomes epidemic in Daycare School.
Walmart Now Selling Jesus Blow Up Doll
Jesus returns to fulfill prophesy, but is too fascinated by corndogs to do anything
Pope invited to Israel, Spends whole day making Matzah Ball jokes