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The Ostracized Ostrich
wears pants with button flies because it makes you work harder for the pee
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Mission Statement: To Boldly Go Where Other People Have Gone Before And Managed To Be More Successful At Than Me
Jokes. *Funny Stories. Ramblings. Whatever else.
12 posts in, seems like a good idea to put one of these in there.
Oh hell...no one is reading this anyway.
If I write in this long enough people start reading this shit?
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