wears pants with button flies because it makes you work harder for the pee
Monday, May 25, 2009
Stupid Shit (alliteration)
I don't play sports. I don't understand sports. I don't enjoy sports. But if I ever have a son, I will raise him to be a great football player. He will be the all star player of the team, MVP, an all around powerhouse that will be virtually unstoppable.
He will also be named Chlamydia.
As the opposing team gets ready for the big game, their coach will offer the only sound advice he can summon up. "Boys, go out there and get Chlamydia!"