Monday, May 25, 2009

Stupid Shit (alliteration)

I don't play sports.  I don't understand sports.  I don't enjoy sports.  But if I ever have a son, I will raise him to be a great football player.  He will be the all star player of the team, MVP, an all around powerhouse that will be virtually unstoppable.  

He will also be named Chlamydia.

As the opposing team gets ready for the big game, their coach will offer the only sound advice he can summon up.  "Boys, go out there and get Chlamydia!" 

No one will even approach him.

First post, done.

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